That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Fatality SCORE 40
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
The system works SCORE 52
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Sports! SCORE 43
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 41
Proceed SCORE 30
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 27
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
What murder? SCORE 45
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
80 hours these days SCORE -18
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
