it’s how he keeps his weight down SCORE 19
snakes really drew the short end of the stick SCORE 21
we slidin’ SCORE 30
this could have been an email SCORE 30
the perils of being a tall pirate SCORE 16
double whammy SCORE 28
bangxiety SCORE 17
thanks i hate it SCORE 35
frosted mega wheats SCORE 16
cat is not impressed SCORE 16
it’s time for revenge SCORE 10
the public has spoken SCORE 19
do you have any pet rocks? SCORE 14
if you touch her you have to comb her SCORE -6
rock on SCORE 9
best of luck SCORE -13
could be romantic SCORE 22
the best narrator is the self SCORE 17
dep dish above ground pool SCORE 19
cats love when you do this SCORE 14
don’t be proud of overworking yourself SCORE 33
proud of my fish SCORE 22
that’s not my spirit animal, that’s me SCORE 15
feel the rush SCORE 15
one of my favorite activities SCORE 30
okay hold up now SCORE 8
speechless you say? SCORE 17
revenge is next SCORE 9
could be fun SCORE 23
fart idiot SCORE 25
i could go for some hummus SCORE 22
first you hoot, then you holler SCORE 16
