HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Words. SCORE 9
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
hello little friend SCORE 20
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 23
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Steal the world! SCORE 22
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
*have SCORE 17
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
sent via FAX SCORE 16
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
