a goose walks into a bar SCORE 14
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
i love you in german SCORE 19
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
downward spiral SCORE 22
birthday cod SCORE 28
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
wake up exhausted SCORE 26
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
third red light in a row SCORE 18
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
failing at therapy SCORE 19
staring at a menu SCORE 17
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
i have a book SCORE 31
clever girls SCORE 12
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
no more cupcakes SCORE 25
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
surprised sea squirts SCORE 20
how to hide something perfectly SCORE 24
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
