Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
It’s all good. SCORE 49
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
I want to believe. SCORE 28
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 26
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
Movie Magic SCORE 27
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
treat? SCORE 25
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
WELL THEN SCORE 17