Dreams do come true SCORE 65
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I’d watch that movie SCORE 36
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
There is no escape SCORE 19
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I just became more metal SCORE 34
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
LOL SCORE 46
We both go down, together SCORE 55
She’s doomed SCORE 51
16 glasses of wine at a time SCORE 33
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 77
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Real American hero SCORE 41
What did I do to make this happen? SCORE 31
The bitter truth SCORE 26
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
15, max. SCORE 51
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Busted! SCORE 31
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65