Closets aren’t so bad… SCORE 29
Plant mood ring. SCORE 37
Genius is as genius dooes SCORE 22
Be cautious with advice, generally. SCORE 35
The Nans of Nine SCORE 41
Extreme sporting… SCORE 24
Let them teach you, too. SCORE 44
Cup holders are overrated. SCORE 26
X-Files meets Yogi Bear SCORE 33
She put the lotion on? SCORE 13
Remote Alaskan village’s monthly mail delivery. SCORE 28
…butts too butts SCORE 33
Scientifically Proven Bloodlines SCORE 25
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dogs SCORE 21
Would it scramble? SCORE 34
Arrow slits used in castles to aim at enemies with almost no risk of return fire. SCORE 31
Never a missed opportunity, that one. SCORE 22
Happy holidays, you filthy animals. SCORE 27
Working under pressure is a passion of mein. SCORE 27
Happy boy! SCORE 23
I would attend this murder mystery. SCORE 29
Keep the eggs guessing. SCORE 20
Dance like the Egyptians do… SCORE 24
Coors delivery, ~1910. SCORE 20
I’ll take the chair, thank you. SCORE 23
I’ll pay full price, thank you. SCORE 25
Terraria in real life. SCORE 37
Think again, home boy. SCORE 26
running over 5 miles SCORE 17
Victorian keysmashing. SCORE 35
I was diagnosed this way… SCORE 27
I’ll get you next time, voodoo woman. SCORE 26
