he’s sleeping on the couch tonight SCORE 46
i got a little distracted SCORE 37
who else can relate? SCORE 35
just a few more years SCORE 28
i choose sabotage SCORE 16
hopefully a quick death SCORE 14
I’m learning from my mistakes before i make them again SCORE 32
burn baby, burn SCORE 9
i prefer something less bitter SCORE 22
amazon has gone too far this time SCORE 28
anxiety SCORE 28
the was a weird year SCORE 54
mother fu… SCORE 51
three fluffy heads of adorableness SCORE 44
*invents time machine* SCORE 30
the look of failure SCORE 51
i learned math today SCORE 33
whatever it takes SCORE 30
That’s not how I want to enjoy nature SCORE 24
there is no dana, only zuul SCORE 24
when the craving hits SCORE 24
when in doubt, use duct tape SCORE 31
expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
when you really don’t like other people, this is what you do SCORE 25
good luck SCORE 30
if only i thought of all this at the time SCORE 31
omg just sprout already SCORE 31
it’s just a few blocks away SCORE 20
the kid had it coming SCORE 37
Yep SCORE 59
how’d that work out for you? SCORE 39
I prefer red SCORE 24