I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Reactions to being placed inside a box. SCORE 205
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
I like you. SCORE 215
Every day. SCORE 212
How I feel about “Fifty Shades of Grey.” SCORE 199
Alien logic. SCORE 262
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Realistic Google+ circles. SCORE 237
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Every time. SCORE 135
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Nutella covered bacon. SCORE 201
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183