Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
How I shower. SCORE 156
Touché. SCORE 336
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Pubid. SCORE 143
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Attack! SCORE 196
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Burn. SCORE 158
How I die. SCORE 289
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Spider drama. SCORE 233
English is hard. SCORE 291
