If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Nokia SCORE 145
My first love. SCORE 12
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
Perfect aim SCORE 12
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
It pays to be precise SCORE 14
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 16
Adulthood. SCORE 136
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 182
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
Movie Logic SCORE 141
We can even. SCORE 89
Seems fair. SCORE 15
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Oh my god please no SCORE 10
I need this. SCORE 137
A dad joke gone wrong. SCORE 183
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Pop the trunk. SCORE 137
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 214
Words to live by. SCORE 13
