Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
I believe it. SCORE 127
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
Everywhere is a bed when you’re a cat. SCORE 175
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
Like a boss. SCORE 129
So Delicious SCORE -253
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
A hero. SCORE 511
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -3
‘Murica. SCORE 135
Business in the front… SCORE 101
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
Silly Effie. SCORE 233
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
Welcome to the future. SCORE 262
Metal Pole Bang “Art” SCORE -17