Never trust asparagus. SCORE 76
*beaver intensity intensifies* SCORE 63
Mother may I? SCORE 95
There is no hope for you. SCORE 62
Grandad Ozzy being silly. SCORE 64
These desks have the ability to amplify farts to 110db SCORE 49
Yes they do offer other services… SCORE 127
There are other options out there… SCORE 58
Welp, see ya later… SCORE 68
I get to live in a house with a wife… SCORE 90
The Pokemons sold at the official store SCORE 68
sounds like a 401k to me… SCORE 64
You weren’t supposed to be here. SCORE 64
Bobody said it would be this hard… SCORE 42
Where are my children SCORE 105
Wuv. Tru wuv. SCORE 86
A book ravaged by termites SCORE 57
I’m going to have to bill extra for this… SCORE 39
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 64
Siri thinks too highly of you. SCORE 80
This is not the fortune you are looking for… SCORE 47
Feeling toasted SCORE 42
There is no god. SCORE 33
Sea Demons from the deep SCORE 74
I would watch the live action movie… SCORE 65
I’d listen to it. SCORE 55
Hot single crusaders in your area. SCORE 50
CVS to the rescue! SCORE 83
The power of networking. SCORE 82
Wait just a friggan minute… SCORE 48
Whiny man-babies run the government. SCORE 116
Look at these photographs… SCORE 44