Some say he's still flying to this day... SCORE 86
Bought a pie maker. Saw this on the box. SCORE 101
Faith in humanity, lost. SCORE 148
OK but why did they have the alligator? SCORE 23
Apple Watch. SCORE 101
Burn it? SCORE 24
Looking through your old Facebook photos. SCORE 260
No this is Patrick ! SCORE 80
Verified insta is for the cats. SCORE 21
Feelings are mutual. SCORE 248
Hi. SCORE 128
Me too, granddad. SCORE 61
Done the news article, boss SCORE 110
Story of my life SCORE 81
I can not believe you right now... SCORE 19
Seriously guys. SCORE 265
i didn't want the steamed veggies SCORE 53
I am the Batman. SCORE 253
You have now. SCORE 317
Because, reasons. SCORE 42
Is everyone asleep? SCORE 106
Hedgehog, also mug hog. SCORE 145
Lizzie has a birthday. SCORE 117
Catholic meeting today. SCORE 291
Most accurate Mean Tweet I've seen SCORE 124
So A Cabbage Truck Crashed On The Highway SCORE 144
The Adventures of Super Whale SCORE 208
funerals SCORE 111
Me neither. SCORE 133
Badass Bollywood Steampunk SCORE 118
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 308
Bless them SCORE 179
