Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Why English is hard to learn. SCORE 183
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Accurate. SCORE 257
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Finally. SCORE 345
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
