Next time a blocked number calls you answer with these. SCORE 395
Fishing… SCORE -18
Naps are tricky SCORE 286
Baby Beckham SCORE 258
No SCORE 23
Duck and Cover SCORE 11
I heart the colorblind… SCORE 236
Science. SCORE 253
Once you’ve ruled out the impossible… SCORE 406
150 carat 70 million dollar diamond ring SCORE 20
So good. SCORE 7
*SIGH* SCORE 15
The internet on a t-shirt. SCORE 5
Hot dogs or legs? SCORE 447
Barty Crouch Jr. vs. The Tenth Doctor SCORE 397
Pocket penguin. SCORE 185
You’re always safe in Britain SCORE 269
Yaaa SCORE 7
Being an adult. SCORE 215
Walt and Jesse SCORE 98
Close enough. SCORE 202
Every time I nap. SCORE 242
Catholic School SCORE 100
I’m your farmer. SCORE -5
Hipster horse coming through.. SCORE 17
classic red forman SCORE 15
Amazon’s funniest reviews. SCORE 309
Jenny and Shirley SCORE 388
Get em Dumbledore SCORE 14
I wish this was real. SCORE 394
Homer on the internet SCORE 233
I’m not sure what you were expecting. SCORE 98