don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 87
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
cheese lovers SCORE 31
extreme gardening SCORE 35
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
anxious but faster SCORE 26
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 35
ham likes his new bed SCORE 34
matilda powers check SCORE 13
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
officer judy hops with zpd SCORE 32
how to parent a princess SCORE 65
an important lesson to learn SCORE 57
good parenting 101 SCORE 44
cute winking cat SCORE 19
horses! SCORE 24
facts about ducks SCORE 0
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
the moment you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake SCORE 32
