Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 109
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
Brofish SCORE 75
Coachella SCORE 55
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
Hey gurl SCORE 20
I am hopeful SCORE 55
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Disappointment SCORE 50
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
