Maybe Arthur Weasley? SCORE 236
Thanks for that. SCORE 53
How to understand women. SCORE 102
How I feel every day after lunch. SCORE 156
My life right now. SCORE 128
wolves are smart. SCORE 186
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 166
A strong independent dog who don't need no man SCORE 199
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man! SCORE 108
Update: Sherlock > Adulthood SCORE 197
"Sigh. Okay, I will hold your hand. If that makes you feel better" SCORE 108
P-please hold my paw, I'm scared SCORE 223
How the senate works SCORE 97
Chris and I are fine without you. SCORE 128
Hipster Marty McFly. SCORE 120
Yay!!! SCORE 134
Waking up with less than five hours of sleep SCORE 137
CNN Priorities SCORE 131
Commuting SCORE 142
Weasley is Our King SCORE 205
What my shower says vs. what it actually feels like. SCORE 319
Disney, we're watching you... SCORE 130
The prophecy. SCORE 182
Bill Murray, everyone SCORE 135
False. SCORE 264
Roomba Art SCORE 62
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 215
Not worth the risk SCORE 95
i'll never look at tire swings the same way again... SCORE 130
Why government matter SCORE 216
Dammit Susan SCORE 138
Life and death SCORE 157
