the perfect dad joke doesn’t ex… SCORE 27
the queen has gone into hibernation SCORE 11
french baby penguin SCORE 27
this is why she’s marrying him SCORE 21
big bird says hello SCORE 18
the cat is judging you SCORE 16
pretty sure its earth SCORE 32
got ya, sucker! SCORE 27
another brick in the… SCORE 8
forever holding it SCORE 12
because men are dogs SCORE 19
you pooped! SCORE 1
why wait? SCORE 25
children never forget SCORE 16
kitty karen SCORE 16
feeling moody SCORE 16
your app is wrong SCORE 21
that’s my boy SCORE 16
nope nope nope nope nope nope SCORE 20
country units of measurement SCORE 23
nice bat SCORE 15
welcome to funtown SCORE 13
megabite SCORE 18
well played, mother SCORE -14
i just want the wine SCORE -2
give the good boy a tip SCORE 13
whose lane is it anyway? SCORE 22
he’s so happy SCORE 17
every night SCORE 9
that’s how adults are supposed to function SCORE 38
you read the sign SCORE 12
choo choo SCORE 13
