this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
he always believed SCORE 37
makes me laugh every time SCORE 34
it’s called being patriotic SCORE 16
every morning SCORE 46
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
i win SCORE 35
your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
everything is fine SCORE 34
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31
become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70
we’re all just introverted otters on the inside SCORE 32
just act casual SCORE 21
a brilliant idea SCORE 18
i will not drive 7 hours for chips and dip SCORE 40
it works! SCORE 31
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 23
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
the one who got away SCORE 23
i’m moving to this good boi’s town SCORE 24
sometimes you just gotta pull the ears back SCORE 33
lol SCORE 35
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 29
my knees quivered SCORE 27
just one word SCORE 17
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 37
close enough SCORE 33
goodbye Jeffrey, you were my best friend SCORE 25