and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
everything is just fine SCORE 19
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
have a good one eh SCORE 17
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
