How I learned to count. SCORE 174
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
Because, reasons. SCORE 79
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 64
New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 120
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
Sock kitty! SCORE 168
The perfect martini. SCORE 4
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
Because, reasons. SCORE 68
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
Digestive tract tip. SCORE 66
When I have kids… SCORE 152
They say you die twice… SCORE 276
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108
I’m so very fawned of you. SCORE 132
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
This year will be different! SCORE 101
There there, Lindsay. SCORE 60
How Canadians swim. SCORE 220
This year. SCORE 136
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 176
Like a boss? SCORE 139
How women flirt. SCORE 138
I made it with my bum! SCORE 209
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296