Busted! SCORE 31
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
We both go down, together SCORE 56
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
15, max. SCORE 52
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Real American hero SCORE 41
