
fancy af SCORE 10

not a high success rate SCORE 25

worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4

how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12

i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15

boom SCORE 12

one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19

enter my what now? SCORE 28

dreams are fun SCORE 28

not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29

putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24

and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10

the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2

guilty on all charges SCORE 15

one is never an option SCORE 11

therapy burn SCORE 29

i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17

let the hate flow through you SCORE 21

you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11

til death do us part SCORE 23

i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17

have you met eric yet? SCORE 51

i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17

leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27

puzzling SCORE 18

a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10

trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15

at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24

we really got the life SCORE 12

i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15

you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29

definitely not the same brain SCORE 20