snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
beavers hate water SCORE 35
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
dog bites everything SCORE 23
growing toe beans SCORE 33
roger roger SCORE 14
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the dishes… again SCORE 27
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
we are the math problem SCORE 35
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
pupils dilate SCORE 44
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
at least there are cats SCORE 20
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
species and age, please SCORE 40