U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Do want. SCORE 248
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
YOLO. SCORE 128
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
It’s true. SCORE 209
Did you know? SCORE 233
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
How politics work. SCORE 298
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Oh really? SCORE 174
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Every time… SCORE 142
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Dog logic. SCORE 281
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Every time. SCORE 182
Hawkward. SCORE 270
I > You. SCORE 272
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
