I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
Cat etiquette. SCORE 190
Thanks mom. SCORE 194
Sometimes I wonder why I hate everybody. SCORE 132
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
Be kind. SCORE 193
Like. SCORE 249
Brains! SCORE 283
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
How cameras work. SCORE 223
Friends forever. SCORE 212
Robot love. SCORE 168
Gold digger. SCORE 117
Wut? SCORE 156
Team Count von Count. SCORE 251
Real-world super villains. SCORE 217
Every night. SCORE 199
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
Catholic meeting today. SCORE 291
No gold for you. SCORE 189
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 262
Big nerd. SCORE 152
Peenut. SCORE 160
The saddest vegetable in existence. SCORE 248
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117
