How I feel applying for jobs fresh out of college. SCORE 227
The life of a fortune. SCORE 157
How to kill a unicorn. SCORE -200
Seems legit SCORE 2
The cutest bunny! SCORE 103
Because, reasons. SCORE 28
Too soon? SCORE -79
Star Wars letterpress Valentine’s Day cards. SCORE 151
Oh stop it, Q. SCORE 11
A horse vs. 18 men. SCORE 170
If everyone is entitled to their opinions… SCORE 14
99 problems. SCORE 205
Whenever I meet someone that likes Twilight. SCORE 232
Be mine? SCORE 127
I hate when this happens. SCORE 142
Yo dawg, I heard you liked emulators. SCORE 176
A swimming pool at Hearst Castle. SCORE 300
Gold digger. SCORE 12
Scumbag cats… SCORE 122
Scumbag Dumbledore. SCORE 342
Grieving is hard. SCORE 2
I need this. SCORE 10
and none for Gretchen Weiners. SCORE 125
Freedom. SCORE 395
It’s Yolo Swaggins now… SCORE 145
This pizza wishes to exterminate you. SCORE 156
Accurate. SCORE 78
BURN! SCORE 9
Golden Snitch bracelet. SCORE 237
Maximum derp. SCORE 153
Texting while flying. SCORE 78
Whenever my crush isn’t into me. SCORE 190
