Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 263
What? SCORE 238
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Do want. SCORE 177
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Oh… hei… SCORE 214
You are the father! SCORE 252
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
The parts of a girl. SCORE 127
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
Please be troll. SCORE 205
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Distractions. SCORE 193
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Obvious. SCORE 349
News flash. SCORE 269
Instant speakers. SCORE 163
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244
Words. SCORE 178
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 269
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
I can’t math. SCORE 180
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298