"You don’t have to put on the red light" SCORE 96
Just be polite. SCORE 17
Cadaviar SCORE 139
Why is this so accurate? SCORE 14
Smartest SQL Injection Attempt Ever SCORE 10
Jim from The Office got jacked. SCORE 93
Mind blown SCORE 9
Bees vs. wasps SCORE 114
Just let peanut girl be SCORE 15
The downfall of dog vision SCORE 6
What I Really Think Of The Apple Watch SCORE 119
I live by a park. Spring has sprung. SCORE 129
Why Pokemon is a game for adults SCORE 11
What's your job? I'm the guy who pushes BB-8 SCORE 163
Daily Tough Decisions SCORE 11
Mocking Those Bossy Humans SCORE 120
The Shape Of Your Body Depends On What You Do SCORE 15
You can never be too sure SCORE 1
So Why Isn’t This A Thing? SCORE 157
The definition that pops up when you Google ‘pleonasms’ SCORE 146
WTF Ted Cruz? SCORE 154
Adults are such hypocrites SCORE 145
Young Harrison Ford SCORE 120
The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read SCORE 154
I doughnut tan nicely SCORE 115
I Know What My Choice is SCORE 4
Listen, You Are Not Fat SCORE 16
Sugar glider reflexes activated SCORE 146
Cat: You scratch my back, I scratch yours SCORE 98
Uh Oh Spaghetti O's SCORE 118
Using It Wrong SCORE 171
Something I Learned Watching Supernatural SCORE 2