he said, "why" SCORE 100
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Bioluminescent beach SCORE 100
Beautiful dogs SCORE 115
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
Some Guy Is So Intent On Spoiling Game Of Thrones SCORE 116
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
They know the truth. SCORE 78
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
Star Wars logic SCORE 65
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
Never sink SCORE 146
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
WWJD? SCORE 96
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
