I hate my life. SCORE 12
Me too! SCORE 240
Best headline ever. SCORE 120
My love life. SCORE 171
Stephen Colbert is so happy being Legolas. SCORE 163
Blood orange. SCORE 141
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
Cops nowadays SCORE 1
Soy milk. SCORE 11
One of these things is not like the others. SCORE 122
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
Words to live by SCORE 16
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 217
Best. Day. Ever. SCORE 16
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
I need this. SCORE 11
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
The night sky in winter. SCORE 165
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 10
My life SCORE 113
Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
