You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Hello fren. SCORE 28
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 22
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
A rare edit. SCORE 24
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Aawooof! SCORE 34
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 42
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
