you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
i just love food too much SCORE 21
happens all the time SCORE 26
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
very subtle SCORE 17
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
smells like sadness SCORE 16
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
my next hobby SCORE 13
this is entertainment SCORE 8
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
memes cure everything SCORE 10
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
medical mystery SCORE 25
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20