I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
Proof. SCORE 148
I was framed! SCORE 317
No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
The lie detective. SCORE 104
Wet paint. SCORE 233
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 266
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. SCORE 285
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
Nice try though. SCORE 220
White bread. SCORE 306
How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
Iron Man Bear. SCORE 162
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
For science. SCORE 241
Cats are jerks. SCORE 113
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
Scumbag Subway. SCORE 146
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
Burn. SCORE 241
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
Please be trolling. SCORE 338
Stay calm. SCORE 276
