get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
scary everything SCORE 33
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
HOT and READY SCORE 44
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
smol SCORE 41
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
That’s a fact SCORE 24
Good boi SCORE 37
noobs SCORE 26
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
Plants SCORE 43
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
