if there’s something strange SCORE 31
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
excuse me SCORE 19
call the fire department SCORE 4
back to bed! SCORE 19
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
this is why i drink SCORE 29
definitely a dog SCORE 46
clever SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i have layers SCORE 33
hi friend! SCORE 31
who’s in? SCORE 34
i’m canceling SCORE 9
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
they get huge SCORE 22
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
omg SCORE 20
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
an impossible task SCORE 20
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
english burn SCORE 27