Well well well… would you look at those prices… SCORE 18
The horses are coming for your eggs. SCORE 22
About time, honestly. SCORE 21
2021 will probably be a good year… SCORE 25
All the usual suspects… SCORE 23
Dark White is best white. SCORE 24
Alright, but they should get their money back. SCORE 29
The C19 Special SCORE 22
Don’t @ me – Christians… SCORE 16
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want… SCORE 19
Dale, lets do this. SCORE 27
Chaotic bus vibes. SCORE 26
Hail Dot. SCORE 16
*panics in fruit of the loom* SCORE 19
If we turn off the lights the bombs win, people. SCORE 32
IKEA is allowing Muslims to pray in their parking lot so they can maintain social distancing. SCORE 33
I could work from home in this household… SCORE 26
Winter is looming. SCORE 30
Someone skipped a few days… SCORE 14
We’re headed in the right direction, boys! SCORE 21
Move on. SCORE 25
The moment the first Deathstar was destroyed SCORE 27
Star Wars is for all of us. SCORE 21
Nice try, Pennywise SCORE 18
Nice try FBI SCORE 26
Kindergarten was pass/fail. SCORE 25
When the baby giraffe will not fit on the scale SCORE 26
Good luck at school. SCORE 30
guess what day it is? SCORE 15
The White House Chef. SCORE 19
The most contagious falsehoods, compiled. SCORE 18
Just Ann things… SCORE 29