my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
5 days a week SCORE 45
i am this dog SCORE 20
important psa SCORE 44
he made his choice SCORE 43
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
oh wow SCORE 49
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
too late SCORE 38
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
bad ass SCORE 38
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
pebble and roll SCORE 65
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
