Do want. SCORE 207
Put the lotion in the basket! SCORE 74
People are like fridges. SCORE 131
Growing up SCORE 183
Things you must try on an elevator. SCORE 177
I think I'll take an alternate route. SCORE 114
It doesn't matter... SCORE 240
This has to be their thought process when you leave. SCORE 96
Just some tweets SCORE 148
Correct. SCORE 46
Running late? SCORE 215
Melons with purpose SCORE 101
Thieves can't resist SCORE 65
talking to your dog SCORE 101
Me at work before a 3 day weekend and it hits 5pm... SCORE 45
George WashingDONE SCORE 121
You Can Never Forget A Face SCORE 122
You've Got Mail SCORE 155
Sesame street = Angry birds. SCORE 206
The three leaders of North America SCORE 62
My dog was extremely tired, but just HAD to follow me into the bathroom in the middle of the night. SCORE 165
NASA killed Michael Jackson. SCORE 120
Can we help you? SCORE 117
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you're my only hope. SCORE 143
Helpful Advice. SCORE 182
Marketing fails. SCORE 196
discrimination like this....... SCORE 126
If A Strange Man Says... SCORE 134
Employment SCORE 122
Ten points to Dumbledore SCORE 187
Nice try Microsoft SCORE 74
Majestic as fu*k SCORE 67
