*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
And cheese SCORE 26
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
I just became more metal SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -18
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Real American hero SCORE 41
15, max. SCORE 52
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
