how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 29
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
not more than a day SCORE 29
savage dad humor SCORE 13
you know you’re at a good wedding when this happens SCORE 25
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
my favorite genre SCORE 12
somebody stop him! SCORE 32
living my best life SCORE 25
whoops SCORE 18
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
true pet love SCORE 32
we’ve come a long way since egypt SCORE 21
your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
we out here vibing SCORE 37
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
dude SCORE 39
so funny i’m dying SCORE 18
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
look at it SCORE 5
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
goth pockets SCORE 4
those poor bartenders SCORE 30
goth nerds SCORE 25
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18