you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
pupils dilate SCORE 43
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
growing toe beans SCORE 33
the dishes… again SCORE 27
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
beavers hate water SCORE 35
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
roger roger SCORE 14
at least there are cats SCORE 20
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
dog bites everything SCORE 23
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
we are the math problem SCORE 36
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
species and age, please SCORE 40
not your average gastropub SCORE 18