
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31

happens all the time SCORE 26

medical mystery SCORE 25

what’s the best thing your ever bought at the scholastic book fair? SCORE 16

what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22

where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44

heathens SCORE 36

wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18

no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21

hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17

you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10

gift not included SCORE 20

the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25

i chose the wrong career SCORE 31

the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35

that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28

and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18

smells like sadness SCORE 16

my fart is on the floor SCORE 25

floating dogs is the best we can do SCORE 15

now i really do know SCORE 22

what not to say to your boss SCORE 25

the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15

everyone needs a hill SCORE 25

this is entertainment SCORE 8

don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14

my next hobby SCORE 13

tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14

important notes for male writers SCORE 42

some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22

i just love food too much SCORE 21

then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25