Genius. SCORE 145
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Being sick. SCORE 140
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Burn! SCORE 216
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Seal SCORE 28
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Probably… SCORE 185
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Accurate. SCORE 112
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Burn! SCORE 249
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
