Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Oh really? SCORE 174
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
I > You. SCORE 272
YOLO. SCORE 128
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
How politics work. SCORE 298
Dog logic. SCORE 281
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Did you know? SCORE 233
It’s true. SCORE 209
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Do want. SCORE 248
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Every time… SCORE 142
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
Sharkspear. SCORE 355
Every time. SCORE 182
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
