how could you, son? SCORE 42
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
horny bbq SCORE 30
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
advantage me? SCORE 55
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
like that! SCORE 53
genius SCORE 26
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 25
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
porn title SCORE 39
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 32
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
today was a good day SCORE 38
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 38
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
they blocked my number SCORE 16
rowboatcop SCORE 28
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 30
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 46
i won’t ask again SCORE 55
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
i guess no one in the group chat really likes me SCORE 39
textbook-ception SCORE 50