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How+I+think+I+sound%26%238230%3B
Happy+Birthday%2C+boy.
Happy Birthday, boy. SCORE 17
Friggan+Kevin%26%238217%3Bs%2C+anyway.
Friggan Kevin’s, anyway. SCORE 23
I+could+jump+onboard+this+train.
I could jump onboard this train. SCORE 21
I+could+work+from+home+here%26%238230%3B
I could work from home here… SCORE 22
Check+back+in+four+years%26%238230%3B
Check back in four years… SCORE 28
Which+way+did+the+other+LARPers+go%3F
Which way did the other LARPers go? SCORE 4
Bobby+has+had+a+good+day.
Bobby has had a good day. SCORE 15
And+don%26%238217%3Bt+you+dare+forget+the+guac.
And don’t you dare forget the guac. SCORE 23
%26%238230%3Band+I+live+in+a+purse.
…and I live in a purse. SCORE 16
Well%2C+yes%2C+dammit.
Well, yes, dammit. SCORE 23
The+ideal+customer.
The ideal customer. SCORE 13
I+can+count%21
I can count! SCORE 16
Honk+me+a+sammich+please.
Honk me a sammich please. SCORE 23
When+MENSA+people+date%26%238230%3B
When MENSA people date… SCORE 31
You+know+you%26%238217%3Bre+ice+fishing+when%26%238230%3B
You know you’re ice fishing when… SCORE 17
Hug+Satan.
Hug Satan. SCORE 19
Pesky+brain%26%238230%3B
Pesky brain… SCORE 21
I+could+hang+this+on+my+wall.
I could hang this on my wall. SCORE 9
Book%26%238217%3Bem+Danno.
Book’em Danno. SCORE 19
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+a+plan+for+today%26%238230%3B
I don’t have a plan for today… SCORE 22
I+find+you+rather+thrilling%26%238230%3B+pepper.
I find you rather thrilling… pepper. SCORE 19
The+grip+of+a+child+should+not+be+underestimated.
The grip of a child should not be underestimated. SCORE 22
A+pirates+life+for+mua.
A pirates life for mua. SCORE 29
Fair+enough%2C+gato.
Fair enough, gato. SCORE 20
At+least+the+gato+is+comfortable.
At least the gato is comfortable. SCORE 17
He+plots+your+demise%26%238230%3B
He plots your demise… SCORE 19
Coming+at+ya%2C+lil+guy.
Coming at ya, lil guy. SCORE 24
Giving+mass+to+data.
Giving mass to data. SCORE 25
Keep+the+6ft+energy+indefinitely.
Keep the 6ft energy indefinitely. SCORE 34
Hunting+season+is+coming%26%238230%3B
Hunting season is coming… SCORE 20
Well+it+is+still+favourite+musical%2C+anyway.
Well it is still favourite musical, anyway. SCORE 25
It+will+be+a+classic+ballad.
It will be a classic ballad. SCORE 23
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