Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 154
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
You should write a book. SCORE 160
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 117
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Looks about right. SCORE 62
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Worth a try. SCORE 123
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 102
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Who wore it best? SCORE 172
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 142
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128