Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
I would eat them. SCORE 41
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
It’s all good. SCORE 49
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
treat? SCORE 25
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
I want to believe. SCORE 28
